A professional 80's pornstar who moved on to acting in the 90's. As soon as the 80's were over, he stopped making pornos just like THAT. Before his porno career he was a professional gay bodybuilder who occasionally dabbled in strongman competitions. He dominated that one where he lifts the boulder all over the place. While he was doing this, he often squinted and looked constipated, but doody would eventually drop out of his ass as he victoriously finished.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
by WAFFLESTOMPER666 October 20, 2008
Get the Steven Seagalmug. The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger
Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy
Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy
Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!
by MC Sticky Steve November 15, 2011
Get the Sticky Stevenmug. Person A: Have you seen Chad Steven in the latest SUF episode?
Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.
Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.
by jkoee October 21, 2020
Get the Chad Stevenmug. 
Get the Steven Serdahlmug. An amazing male who needs love. He gets lonely and depressed. He has amazing brown eyes and hair. He is short and fit.
by Shanwee May 19, 2018
Get the shane stevensmug. Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .
Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "
" I'm and ordinary working class man "
" I know a fella up the north side ... "
" I'm and ordinary working class man "
" I know a fella up the north side ... "
by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013
Get the steven cookemug. He is Mr Rainbow Kiss and he is most notably known for his “17” Snapchat story post which amassed a crowd of supporters.
by Jkhmuuu January 28, 2021
Get the Steven Dioniciomug.