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fart squirrel

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
by BxJmc January 8, 2016
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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Dirty Squirrel

when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.

Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.
After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.
by J-with March 29, 2008
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drinkin' squirrels

Verb: To place one or more hits of Ecstasy (MDMA) into one's own drink, usually bottled. not to be confused with a slip.
"me and my boys were drinkin' squirrels last night, we got all thizzed out."
by J-radikal June 17, 2007
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material squirrel

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨
by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022
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Dirt Squirrel

A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com
by mredh1979 December 8, 2011
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shit a squirrel

v. To take a huge crap or litterally shit a squirrel
"Man, i woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel"
"Umm, i think i ate your chocolate squirrel"
by LoveTheLamp April 6, 2007
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