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Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.
“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”
by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019
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Hot Space

The British rockband Queens tenth studio album. The album was released on May 21st 1982. It was recorded in both Germany and Switzerland. The album has a few hints of disco, funk, and pop. Queen hadn’t done any music in that genre before. Under Pressure is the most famous track on Hot Space. Under Pressure is a collaboration with David Bowie. Freddie Mercury and David Bowie sadly never performed it together live.
Hot space is my favourite Queen album, I love disco!
by queenfana April 12, 2020
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Errol.Space

I incredible Multi Genre Alien Music Artists, whose frequencies capture a Galactic vibration assisting humans by providing topics on Peace in Kaos.

The Life of the party.
I know that this event will be alot better if we can add some Errol.Space in it.
by StarrBoss Music November 23, 2021
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boomer space

Putting two spaces after a period. Even though every reference written after 1995 says that it's now one space after a period, your 60-year-old CEO still insists that when he was walking uphill, barefoot, in the snow, with one typewriter under each arm, his secretary put two spaces after a period and, dammit, you will, too, as long as you work here.

My soul dies just a little more every time I put that second space after a period, but the boss says we have to use the Boomer space.
My soul dies just a little more every time I put that second space after a period, but the boss says we have to use the Boomer space.{space}{space}
by burnt sox December 10, 2021
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Little space

Little space is apart of age regression (a coping meganism, it’s not a k!nk, or anything seggsual. Littles like to have caregivers (caregivers are like parents but for age regressors/Littles!) some like to use paci’s, baby toys, bibs, and even bottles!
I am an age regressor/little (little space)
by Yukii(ren) May 14, 2022
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Angry Birds Space

A recently released iPhone game who is the third game in the ''series'', if it really is a series. The point of this game is to shoot somehow superpower-given birds at pigs inside bubbles. And poorly made buildings. If you shoot to hard though, in planets, especially small ones, you will orbit 2-3 times.

A rage is often commiting when you miss.
Some guy: Hey, have you heard that Angry Birds Space is out?
Some faggot: What's good with that. Only rage, frustration and temper going to the top?
by Cracklebowl September 2, 2012
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