Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.

"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."

by jussMicah January 1, 2024

scattlepop

When someone is sucking the life out of the party. In other words, a party pooper.

"Stop being such a scattlepop and take a shot "

by tyler greer December 6, 2023

Seattle Freak Star

A freaky Femboy from Seattle, who had highlights in his hair.

Oh, dude, look, that guy is a certified Seattle Freak Star.

by dieharden April 28, 2024

Seattle Steamer

A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.

Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer

by pedalsteel May 27, 2024

Seattle Mudpie

A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground

I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie

by Blueberrywaffles69 June 6, 2024

seattle sprinkle

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it around.

Dude, I just seattle sprinkled her room and now she wants me out

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024