Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton September 23, 2007

smurf dick

a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick

I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.

by Brennon Petrie November 08, 2007

smurf

To use a pool cue to mark the face of your opponent with blue cue chalk

I chalked the cue hardcore and then smurfed that ass right on the nose.

by legalese February 23, 2005

smurf me

When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue

"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.

by peanisballs June 28, 2014

cheese smurf

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

by The Carr August 29, 2007

Smurf Kiss

A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.

I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?

by fiyz August 06, 2010

papa smurf

When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.

That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.

by Kriegh January 07, 2005