Smoothie

A common household appliance used to "smooth" clothes out with located in East St. Louis; an iron

Me- "Hey man, why's yo face bleeding?"
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."

by JHand2011 October 26, 2010

smoothie

a sleazy, quick talkin guy whos only ambition in life is to lay women.

he's abit of a smoothie

by frenchie April 24, 2003

Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

Smoothie

This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.

I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.

by vulcangreen December 21, 2008

Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.

I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.

by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004

smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy

by DICKSTRATEN July 5, 2008

sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.

"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"

by Jhon K November 1, 2017