u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

big smooths

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)

Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!

by effyx March 22, 2010

smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019

smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.

I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Virgin smooth

It is term you use for a shaved/waxed vagina/male parts like before you hit puberty

Hey babe, are virgin smooth tonight?

by Lilmamachick August 17, 2018

Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

smooth minded

They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.

Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024