(In country accent) “hey baby can you give me a sloppy Dallas.” (Also in country accent) “hell yeah cousin.” (Chewing) (chokes)
by Tenternis October 15, 2020

by MåkeDritt October 15, 2020

by the JFK experience October 15, 2020

When the giver of a blowjob has a mouth full of tobacco chewing dip and instead of spitting they use their saliva to lube the shaft of the recipient.
Person 1: did you hear about the new girl?
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!
by King.boiii October 15, 2020

by anonymous October 15, 2020

"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"
"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"
"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"
by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”
by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020
