slootie pop

1. A woman who sleeps around.
2. A girl easy to crack open and enjoy, like a soda pop.

That girl is such a slootie pop, all she wants is the D.

by ol' sneaky April 20, 2009

Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

slooty pebbles

Promiscuous girl with more STDs than there are colors in a box of Fruity Pebbles. Often used to describe women from Dundalk, MD. #represent

Harold: Did you see that fine bitch I was talking to at Scores the other night?

Jimmy: Nah yo, she was nothing but a bowl of slooty pebbles.

by Slooty Pebbles August 9, 2017

Sclootered

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

by Elfangorax September 22, 2009

scooter mob

New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.

Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"

Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"

Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"

Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"

by teh scootster January 22, 2010

Scooter Flynny

The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.

Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!

Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?

Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!

by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013

scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.

"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."

by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015