seeching

a mix between simp and leeching: When you try to steal an other person's simps by hanging out with or become mutuals with them.

e-girl 1: "can you feauture me on ur onlyfans account?"

e-girl 2: "no, stop seeching"

by KatiaManagan April 20, 2020

Speeching

Verb
The act of speaking a speech.

I was speeching at a funeral, but no one was listening.

by Flipity123 April 13, 2021

Sceeching

scratching in order to orgasm (usually on a penis)

"Hey bro I totally tried sceeching last night"
"Sick how'd it go?"
"It didn't feel like anything."

by soggywafflesxox January 3, 2024

Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses

That guy doing the sleeping bag is sooo hot right now!

by Dean February 12, 2005

sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.

The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.

by gratefulbed November 1, 2006

sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.

"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."

by LRaiser March 13, 2008

Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.

Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"

by aacruzz February 8, 2010