A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under a man in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.
by oksimp April 3, 2020
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by Dirty q April 12, 2005
Get the simp mug.1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
by Fatlips February 14, 2020
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2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
2 : a person who uses wealth and material goods to attract those of the opposite gender/sex
3: a clout-chaser with the intention of using newfound popularity to impress one of the opposite gender/sex
slang
Infinitive: to simp
Related words: Simping (the action of being a simp), Simped (the action of formerly simping), Thot (one that puts up with simps for the exploitation of material or physical promises)
Jamall Dean Dean was simping on Sonia and Hanna, buying them donuts and chips and always bugging them.
by THEKEONI69 April 30, 2020
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by Ryhoth March 8, 2020
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Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.
Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!
Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation
Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.
Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!
Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation
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