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The Sharpener

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman wearing a Rape-aXe and having her spin on your dick.
Hey Frank, my girlfriend gave my dick the sharpener last night! Best sex of my life.
by Mr ZSP October 24, 2020
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Shrapnel

Loose change, generally 1p's or 2p's (in UK) which constitute suitable throwing material, used to partially injure and or humiliate disliked individuals.
5 or 10p's can also be suitable to throw for those think themselves as better then the majoity.
1.'Hey I'm sure that pikey over there was givin' me a pedo look, like he wanted to sell me some gypsy pegs or sommat'
'Don't take no stick. Here I've got some shrapnel left from lunch put a hole in his skull!'

2.'Did you hear 'bout Etheridge and the coin incident?'
'Yeah, that was me. I just pinged a peice of shrapnel off and he collapsed about 5 seconds later. He must have been nearly 100yds away!'
'Nice shot!'
by wordmeister77 November 17, 2009
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Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.
Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.
by Al Beback September 1, 2012
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sack cheese scraper

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth
I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away
by Iain McPherson May 24, 2004
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Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.
Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.
by -J-Town- April 30, 2006
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Shaped

1: Some people shape their lives, and others get shaped.

2: To be taken down (physically, economically, mentally, emotionally, and/or spiritually) by another force.
"See the crack-bum across the street? He got shaped. I ain't getting shaped. I'm getting out of here and living bigtime!"

"Shape or get shaped."

"Freddie Mercury got shaped by AIDS."
by I AM ROMAN March 15, 2009
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Scrape

A fat person, typically someone who eats too much. They scrape their plate, and anyone's within 100 yards.
Look at that scrape stuff her face!
by Shot Collah September 4, 2012
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