Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009

Shmoned

To be extremely stoned

Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger

by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019

Shmonts

A word that is used when you dont know what something is.

Can be used to replace the word shit

Ex #1 "yo man were you at the party the other night jack puked and there was Shmonts all over the wall"

Ex #2 "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, THERES SHMONTS EVERYWHERE"

by zappy_cunt September 25, 2020

Shmoneybagcesar

Shmoneybagcesar is the fastest bitch you’ll meet he’s nice doe but still a fat bitch

“Rememeber the day shmoneybagcesar ate 5 hamburgers”
“I asked shmoneybagcesar for skittles but he got a cup of noodles for himself”

by Vchhh October 17, 2020

shmongloid

shmongloid is a vulgar term used to refer to someone with a cheesy penis (smegma) and goblin like features

girl: eww that guy smells and keeps looking for coins what a shmongloid

by shmongloid man November 15, 2020

shmongloid

the insult shmongloid is used to refer to a man who has goblin like traits and a unhygienic penis

girl :ugh I thought he was a good guy until he stole my coins what a shmongloid

by shmongloid man November 15, 2020

shmoneythekid

AIOGHAG OUIJDBHAJID BSUIDBHI AM GONNA FUcKING DIEHES TOO RICH AND HE LEAV TH FUCKING VC

U FUCKING LOVE SHMONEYTHEKID

by IM GONNA FUCKING POOP February 19, 2021