Bitch slapped

Macroned

Hahaha you just got "macroned" AKA bitch slapped

by Mac muscleman June 9, 2021

Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.

“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”

by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021

Mr Shappel

Mr shappel is a large man whos son is a bit odd. Shappel comes from the niggerina word shapelium which means to be a fat cunt. he is regarded as a nonse with a big tummy

this guy is Mr shappel

by Big baddy ward September 14, 2021

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.

Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”

by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022

P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)

“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”

by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023