50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

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shame shades

(noun): A specified pair of sunglasses or tinted eyewear worn the morning after a night of excessive drinking and/or poor decision making

Jessica showed up to Sunday breakfast wearing her shame shades again this week

by SecondRollYo October 1, 2019

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Secondhand Shade

Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.

"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."

"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"

by orblah October 9, 2019

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Shade

When you don’t agree with somebody or somebody is mean to you 👀😂💗

Someone doesn’t agree with u , covers eyes with hand and says shade

by A e b October 13, 2019

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Shade

1: Something that provides a living being or thing cover from the ball of plasma that we call the sun.
2: When a person, or group talks some shit, or gives the individual some look, but does not want to be identified in most cases.

Jenny: Man, you going to find some shade?
Jeremy: Naw, I need my tan.
**2 days later**
Jenny: Hey, I heard that someone throwing you some shade. You gonna find the person and offer them fade?
Jeremy: Who speaking on my name? I'll find that fucker.

by Timmy_ May 15, 2018

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