shade bolding

The sex God anyone with this name will dick you down the best

He was shade Bolding all up in here

by Super shade November 06, 2017

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 03, 2021

Speed shades

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.

Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.

by kurtisblow50 November 18, 2021

51 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.

I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard

by slantough January 11, 2025

Shade Whore

Shade Whore is a guy or girl who thinks every thing on social media, like posted statuses or memes are shade thrown out for them. They make a big deal about it, tell their friends and create make up drama for attention or because they feel guilty and need support to feel less guilty. Deep down they're over-sensitive, bad liars with people who easily believe them and and a lot of the time no shade was ever thrown at them. With this definition, you can now evade the lies and drama of a Shade Whore.

A: "I posted this funny meme the other day and X thought I was throwing shade. No, the meme was just funny."

B: "Omg, I made this status that was supposed to be inspirational and X thought I was being fake and throwing shade . X is such a Shade Whore...like no one cares."

by Amazonian! September 23, 2016

stunna shades

oversized glasses, only bad bitches wear.

it's time to act out girl, where my stunna shades at?

by hotgurrlsummer October 12, 2020

Eye Shade

A person with a forehead so massive that it goes forward, creating a shade for the eyes.

"Look at the size of her forehead!"
"What an eye shade."

by ilovewikipedia August 09, 2024