pity semi

A half-hearted attempt at sexting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect penis. Can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own dick.

Person 1: *sends dick pic*
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."

by enjoysacklunch October 31, 2014

Salty Seabird

A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.

Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries

by Hentai > Porn May 8, 2018

Four Semicolons

In Manga/mahua/manhwa, 4 x semi colons is supposed to be a nervous or sweating emoji or expression. Mercenary Enrollment makes use of this often.

Good looking boy: "Did you write me that love letter?"
Cute girl: ";;;;"
She faints, kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Four Semicolons in action

by B3anmast3r April 15, 2021

Double Semicolon

A Double Semicolon means the person ur chatting to is a mystic messenger fan & probably needs sleep

John: Bro she just used a double semicolon

Mark: what?
John: she’s sleep deprived!

by notfortunegoaway March 25, 2022

Inflatable Semi-Truck

A Semi-Truck, but an inflatable toy.

I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.

by lolplease454 July 30, 2022

to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

by ChrisHagen April 4, 2016

Hemi Demi Semi Quaver

A rotten quaver that has been splooged on and the term ‘semi’ comes from a semi boner. The founder of the word is Mc Goddard

woah timmy there’s no way your going to eat that Hemi Demi Semi Quaver

by Mc Goddick October 24, 2018