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Sebastian Stan 

Sebastian Stan! Oh my God! Man you looking good. You ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? he’s gonna get arrested cause he’s killing all the ladies. Pow! Pow pow pow pow!
Sebastian Stan! Oh my God! Man you looking good. You ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? he’s gonna get arrested cause he’s killing all the ladies. Pow! Pow pow pow pow!

Sebastian Kurz 

The best Bundeskanzler (aka Bundesbasti) Austria will ever had or will have, not corrupt in any way shape or form. Best friends with every Austrian in existence, and likes to ask people if they had lunch yet.
Nikolas: Do you remember Sebastian Kurz?
Daniel: Of course I do, he was the best chancellor Austria ever had!
Sebastian Kurz by PapstMarkus December 16, 2021

Sebastian Debeste 

"The Best" prosecutor. Will make criminals piss n' shit their pants with his shining logic and, naturally, he's always number 1. When compared to "The Best", Miles Edgeworth will appear quite inculpable.
Edgeworth: you are not "The Best" prosecutor
Sebastian Debeste: yes I am, the culprit is obviously that guy over there! Here is the evidence
Edgewater: AGH! He truly is the best, he should be chief prosecutor and he is truly comparable to his father
Pops: that's my son!

Sebastian Bails

Donald Trumps Son but no one could know because people will start 9/11 in 4/20. He tells People he puts on makeup but he doesn’t the skin that he says is real isn’t real that’s the makeup. He was born an Orange. The secret is out... He hangs out with under age girls

sebastian bonnet 

Gay porn star.......
brah 1: Hey dude, I was looking for pictures for a spanish project, and I came across "bonnet" this naked dude/

brah 2: ewww gay! *googles sebastian bonnet*

Sebastian Seahorse 

The act of jacking off your horse while poring salt water all down your partner's back.
Eew! Stephen, this guy just told me that he liked giving sebastian seahorses!