Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
by Wizzle Baby October 07, 2009
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back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.
by Gleasonator August 03, 2011
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Seat belt law

Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
by lordvader1982 December 13, 2010
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dude save seat

said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect

DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel
GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!

OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k

GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat
by Jewden June 03, 2009
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toilet seat polio

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
by rwcraiden September 14, 2015
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Rear Seat Accessory

A fine ass girl on the back of a dude's motorcycle.
Example: I'm looking for a new rear seat accessory after my last one fell off.
by tall_dave_1959 October 13, 2009
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back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.
"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler
by Alex December 05, 2014
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