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Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
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flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off
She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.
by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011
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knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
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Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.
Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.
by Bowling for Burgers December 11, 2018
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bum scruffler

max is a fat bum scruffler
by max4689 January 10, 2022
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dunk 'n scrub

Washing you hair under the tub faucet, to trick everyone into think you had a shower.
Uh oh, don't have time to shower, better do a dunk 'n scrub.
by Skytrain Riders November 13, 2011
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stroke and scrub

When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.
John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"

John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
by Cockstoker3000 February 22, 2017
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