thick thighs Save lives

A body positive term claiming larger thighs inclusively as worthy of admiration for aesthetic, strength, and sassy, in your face, sexiness.

Man these thick thighs save lives today, I had both my sick babies running fevers curled up on my lap.

by SteinemG August 21, 2020

Save a wave, ride a surfer

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.

Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"

by wraither September 22, 2009

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

by Madelaine February 23, 2006

Thicc Thighs Save Lives

Thighs so thicc that they actually save lives... in some way.

Damn Abdulla! You’re saving so many lives right now! Thicc thighs save lives forever!

by a.alm September 29, 2019

a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020

to save your sinking Titanic

(verb):

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail big time.

mother: George, you're failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Slay the dragon to save the princess

the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.

Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.

by gobotmozzy September 24, 2011