Satchel

Satchel is used to call ownership over something, used in the UK.
This is the newer version of "dibbs" and "bagsy", it voids both of them. You c
Can not use Satchel to "shotgun" a front seat. You can use shotgun on other items but satchel over rules shotgun on all other items.

sam - I SATCHEL THE FRONT SEAT!
chris - I shot gun it!

Chris gets the seat.

sam - I satchel that girl ;)
Chris - I shot gun her!

sam gets the girl.

maisie - bagsy not closing the door
sam - satchel not closing it
chris - shot gun it.

sam does not have to, it is between maisia and chris to shout satchel first to leave the weakest to close the door.

by Mejita July 7, 2008

Sanchez

Proud ancient family name of very resilient people all over the world. Usually work in high places in government, finance, administration, and make the best doctors, lawyers, priests, royals, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists, kings and presidents. Also a synonym for intelligence, loving, bravery, important, teacher, healer, pride, royalty, mystic, tolerant, virtue, karma.

king, royalty, president, doctor, lawyer, tolerant, minister, karma, love, teacher, advisor, strength, pride.
Sanchez is the smartest person I know
Sanchez haters are usually racist and ignorant

by BigSanchez February 25, 2010

sex-satchel

To carry along supplies for spontanious sex, and for the supplies to have their own place.

I saw Sarah was always carrying around a fanny-pack, but when I saw what she kept in there, I realized it was a sex-satchel!

by Darkvein January 18, 2005

Penelope Sanchez

Is when a man cums in a womans butt and she farts it in the guys face.

After anal sex my girl tried to give me a Penelope Sanchez.

by Rok Starr December 29, 2007

Reverse Dirty Sanchez

When you’re face to face with someone touching their business then give them the under the nose swipe.

Don Lemon reaches down the guy’s pants and grabs his junk then gives him a Reverse Dirty Sanchez.

by ShinoBee September 9, 2019

satchel

A large, preferably navy green bag, used to transport large quantities of beer into the unsuspecting bathrooms of bars, restaurants, theaters, etc; where they are then to be chugged. Satchel is most commonly used among sketchy individuals; the less fortunate and/or college students. Tactic to save money.

Dude, you ready to satchel it up?

by LizzJizz March 31, 2007

Angry Sanchez

When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye

Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.

by Zer0_Cool June 27, 2006