Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

by taco_55 January 6, 2019

Charm salt

When someone gets salty because they were fighting the final boss of persona 3 and one of their party members were charmed, causing them to heal the boss to full health.

Tim: Did you see that video of DSP I sent to you

Chris: Yeah, the charm salt is real

by i am a pair of pajamas August 7, 2021

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex

Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound

by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018

Salt milk

Semen

His salt milk tastes of other men.

by Guitarmakerx June 22, 2017

Salt-Tongue

1. Speaking saltily; repetitively "going off" and roasting people in an epic fashion.

2. The condition of having a dry mouth.

1. Yeezy had that salt-tongue at the VMAs.

2. Ugh, all this running is giving me that salt-tongue, you got any water?

by rudester34 July 5, 2015

Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 4, 2010

Salt monster

When someone is being really crabby and salty

Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party

by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021