Bath salted

Being under the influence or appearing to be under the influence of the various drugs known as 'bath salts'. 'Bath salts' are made from synthetic cathinones and are mostly banned.

This guy randomly came over and tried to bite my face. I think he was all bath salted out.

by Oregon Licorice July 01, 2013

Heavily Salted

Adjective:
Being incredibly salty or irritated about sucking at a game or activity. This is different from your average brand of saltiness as the salted person will begin to get violent.

You: "Hey, why is Bob kicking that chair?"
Some plebe within earshot: "He got rekt in smash bros.,"
You: "Ahh, I knew he seemed heavily salted."

by Mr Jag October 03, 2016

Salt milk

Semen

His salt milk tastes of other men.

by Guitarmakerx June 22, 2017

Salt monster

When someone is being really crabby and salty

Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party

by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021

Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 04, 2010

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex

Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound

by Hotpotatojr January 25, 2018

Charm salt

When someone gets salty because they were fighting the final boss of persona 3 and one of their party members were charmed, causing them to heal the boss to full health.

Tim: Did you see that video of DSP I sent to you

Chris: Yeah, the charm salt is real

by i am a pair of pajamas August 07, 2021