Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi

the definition of anything that you have lost and that you are trying to find.

after a big night being extremly off chops i was walking around my friends house looking in rooms and under stuff and they asked, what are you looking for? to which i replied, my staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi.
also can be and example of someone who has lost their shit e.g. mind, remote, phone

by CHUBBZ05 April 1, 2010

Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

Swapnil

A guy who attract's everyone attention everyone wanna be his friends and girls wanna kiss his lips and he got huge dick

That swapnil im so obsessed with him

by Fmla.<3 November 23, 2021

Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004

Cheese Swap

1. The act of putting two halves of a bagel with cream cheese on them together, inadvertently transfering 60-90% of the cream cheese to one side or the other. Making sure you have one one side very dry as the other side has loads of cream cheese. Usually only happens when the bagel is still warm and the cheese is soft and pliable.

2. A real problem in the food industry.

I just ordered a bagel but the chick at the counter put the two halves together right out of the toaster... Now i'm going to have mad cheese swap.

I cheese swapped my bagel before I gave half of it to my girlfriend, she was livid she got the 'no-cheese' part.`

by In Through the Out Door June 19, 2009

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011