Ego Studying

when you are studying something you know you can't pass

person 1: yo how much did you get on the biology test

person 2: a 34%

person 1: stop ego studying dumbass

by EAL KID April 30, 2023

Studying

The art of staring at a book and praying something goes in.

Teacher: 'Have you finished studying chapter 15 for the test?'
Me: 'Something might have gone in through osmosis, idk'

by TheAverageSavage December 15, 2023

oxford study

Refers to an a study by Oxford that analysed 2.4 million heterosexual dating interactions on dating apps which showed that asian women are much more likely to be attracted to white men.

You may often seen the phrase "oxford study" used in a comment section of an asian female with a white male.

Person 1: bro she can do so much better than that mid white boy

Person 2: yeah, classic oxford study couple

by Haasakb December 18, 2023

Studying

(verb) The act of Instagramming, Snapchatting, texting, eating, watching football with an opened textbook nearby !!
(source: Oxford dictionary)

I failed in chem,physics,maths because I was STUDYING vigorously!!

by Chapppaaaa December 16, 2022

Studying

(verb) The act of Instagramming, Snapchatting, texting, eating, watching football with an opened textbook nearby !!
(source: Oxford dictionary)

I failed in chem,physics,maths because I was STUDYING vigorously!!

by Chapppaaaa December 16, 2022

The studies show

No I believe it because the studies show that it's what's happening. Therefore, it isn't a belief. It is a true thing that is happening, actually.

Hym "Yeah, the studies show that women are selecting men 6< for short term reproductive success and men >6 for long term relationships. The studies on the issue... Are literally just Critical fat cock theory. Now, you have to consider: Why are the relationships short term? Are they INTENDED to be short term? Is it just hooking up? IRRELEVANT! EITHER WAT that is what they are seeking out INITIALLY. Are they coming out of the gate seeking long term relationships? No. So, when the fat cocks are done with them? Relationship time! That's critical fat cock theory. And it isn't a 'belief.' It isn't misinformation. It's MALINFORMATION (According to that bitch Cory who "DiD tHe ReSeArCh" and I'll tell you what, if I get my hands on her, she's going to need to do some research on why her ass is pink... I'll give you a hint! 🖐). Which means 'Information that is TRUE but makes people look bad.' This just IS what's happening. The data shows that it's happening. If you ask them what they are doing or looking for they will tell you what they're doing. That's why the religion. It's a breeding cult to protect the fact cocks. Critical fat cock theory explains everything! It's the grand unifying theory of human interaction."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2023

Study

The thing you are avoiding right now tbh.

Example: "Go back and study right now."

by Bisuthebusyboy November 22, 2021