Proud Soldier

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"

by bpes March 12, 2009

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

Saddifie

To become overcome with feelings of sadness or depression.

Listening to the news left me very saddified. Bad things happening saddifies me.

by Zarha June 14, 2008

saddiversary

An anniversary for a sad, depressing, or generally bad event. Can be used humourously in some cases.

1.
Chuck: "Why so glum, chum?"
Eric: "My dad died a year ago today"
Chuck: "Oh... happy saddiversary dude. I'm sorry"

2.
Larry: "Happy saddiversary Sean!"
Sean: "Huh? What happened today?"
Larry: "Remember last year when you finally dumped that crazy chick you were dating? The one who always bit you while giving head?"
Sean: "Oh yeah... Cheers!"

by Misnomer456 October 30, 2010

SidDithers

A large smelly liquid shit that doesn't flush the first time.

Oh man I just took a SidDithers

crap shit diarrhea stool feces SidDithers

by sidflusher June 8, 2011

Siddicus

The alter ego of Joshua. Kind, gentle and an all round loving person. Sexy beyond belief but addicted to drugs. Often seen smoking or making random noises. If you're in a relationship with Siddicus, you're extremely lucky.

guy1: who is that random?
guy2: it's cool bro, it's just Siddicus

by SkittlesDubsonic June 12, 2011

Soddening

A tradition in which new parents lay out sod for their child. It is typically celebrated with a party in which close relatives and friends gather and watch the baby play on the new grass. There are small idiosyncrasies depending on local tradition, but all include new babies and soft green grass.

Sam's soddening was so cute, I want a baby.

by Brokefixride August 17, 2016