Diamond Stiffed Mesh

A mesh of which your friends and/or families detest, and would rather replace with iron stiffed mesh.

Person 1: Hey, I wasted your diamonds to make some diamond stiffed mesh, and ended up getting more diamonds that it cost to make it!
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

sniffes

Any combination of sniffing and kisses. Rhymes with kisses.

Like when you give a quick sniff when leaning in for a kiss to make sure their breath isnt horrendous.

Hey man did you just kiss your dog?

No it was a sniffes. And that was my girlfriend.

by DorkyJuiceWench September 29, 2014

Biden sniffer

A person who takes very long exeggerated Biden sniffs on very young girls. Gay men also do this to very young men.

Gay man: sniiffffffffffffffffffffffff

Young boy: Dad help!

Dad: GET TF OFF MY SON YOU BIDEN SNIFFER

Punches gay man

by Skyrim550 April 22, 2022

bagel sniffer

A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.

person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006

pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 2, 2005

Womb Sniffer Type 2

New Woman who was a Man who can now speak to women's reproductive rights openly without retribution

Tara identifies as a Womb Sniffer Type 2 and now feels empowered to speak on women's reproductive rights after declaring her new womanhood

by English Minor 06492 June 29, 2022

bitch sniffer

a boy/man who is so addicted to the smell of girls/women that he would do anything for it

Tom: dude, why is Nick all over Tracey
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer

by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009