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King Smoke

Someone who can 'out smoke' their friends. Thus giving them the title King Smoke
Easy King Smoke you've been chugging that chron all nite
by Frank Dux June 29, 2004
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blowin' smoke

brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist
Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everything, knows everybody!
Bill: Yeah, he's a real bullshit artist; talk about blowin' smoke.
by Phillip Barton April 3, 2006
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Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
by g9aul August 10, 2009
mugGet the Smoke Shakemug.

smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"
A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!
by The Vetti July 29, 2008
mugGet the smoking roachesmug.

cunt smoke

when you are eatin a pussy and your face gets blown on by a huge gust of wind from inside her meat hole
I just got a rush of cunt smoke blown in my face by Gretchen!
by chris and john May 11, 2004
mugGet the cunt smokemug.

Cock Smoke

Of pertaining to a person who sucks dick. A dick sucking whore.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Smoke Out

To smoke Marijuana with one or more people. Or in the term Smoke me/you out. Means smoking with someone when they provide no weed, you are smoking them out.
"Hey Chelsey do you want to smoke out?"

"Carly, want me to smoke you out?"

"Let's smoke out!"
by B rice October 8, 2012
mugGet the Smoke Outmug.

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