Axe shower gel

A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.

Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.

by Mgccl June 27, 2007

Macedonian Steam Shower

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

Showerthoughts

A place where everyone's deepest most peculiar observations about humanity can be witnessed firsthand, if you have enough karma that is, otherwise your shower thoughts can stay in the shower.

Person 1: Think of all the shower thoughts that were never shared because of karma restrictions.
Person 2: It causes me pain thinking about it.
Person 1: Now that's a SHOWER THOUGHT

Albert Einstein *Shares major shower thought on physics"
Showerthoughts Mod: Not enough Karma

Albert Einstein *cries in general relativity*

by twitterandreddituser October 17, 2021

junk shower

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.

1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."

by johnvisera December 26, 2008

Guy shower

As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.

i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.

by pename December 9, 2008

Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.

dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower

by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009

Dry Shower

An alternative format of showering where one uses copious amounts of deodorant and/or dry shampoo instead of the conventional soap and water. Often used when time restrictions and/or laziness are present.

Effects can be improved by brushing teeth for twice as long also.

Recommended for days when little human contact is made. Staying in dark places and at least 1m from people at all times is suggested.

"I'm about to use the bathroom, do you need it?"
"Nah, I've already showered today"
"Really?"
"Yeah, pretty much, I had a dry shower..."

by Burning Ice Cube January 28, 2014