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lituation

when it is lit as fuck.
Jack: THIS IS A LITUATION!
Mike: Hells yeah!
by roasted chicken sandwich March 8, 2016
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situations

interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.
Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.
by baits September 22, 2007
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Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.
That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!
by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015
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Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
by jaw1974 April 2, 2013
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situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.
Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.
by bruh421 July 4, 2023
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lesbian situationship

what those bitches in sally rooney books have going on.
"What happens to Frances and Bobbi at the end of Conversations with Friends?"
"They're in an unresolved lesbian situationship."
by lesbiankarlmarx February 15, 2023
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