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Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009
mugGet the Front Row Seatsmug.

back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.
Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.
by Gleasonator August 3, 2011
mugGet the back seat bitchmug.

Four Minute Seat

Having sex with a girl until you are done
I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.
by Michael Geico August 30, 2010
mugGet the Four Minute Seatmug.

Front passenger seat

This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.
The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.
by The real Kim Jong Un October 14, 2021
mugGet the Front passenger seatmug.

Passenger Seat Special

When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.
Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.
by bigcockmonster69 August 19, 2015
mugGet the Passenger Seat Specialmug.

Seat belt law

Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
by lordvader1982 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Seat belt lawmug.

dude save seat

said before getting up from your seat to do something else, this lasts forever and can only be called off by the person who called it in the first place. For this to work, the owner of the seat MUST still be seated while calling it, otherwise it has no effect

DSSAC can be said if watching a tv show you like and you want to save that along with your seat, this stands for dude save seat and channel
GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:i gotta take a piss, be right back. Dude save seat!

OTHER GUY WITH REALLY GOOD SEAT:k

GUY WITH REALLY BAD SEAT: damnit, i wanted that seat
by Jewden June 3, 2009
mugGet the dude save seatmug.

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