Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

back seat bitch

An individual in a group of three who is forced to sit alone in the back seat of a vehicle.

Sorry Frank, Jimmy got shotgun. You have to be the back seat bitch.

by Gleasonator August 3, 2011

Seat belt law

Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.

Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.

by lordvader1982 December 14, 2010

back seat pilot

Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.

Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.

John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.

by Ms Chai August 30, 2017

back-seat-google

When someone criticizes the way you Google something.

"Why are you searching like that!? You should type in this..."
"Stop being such a back-seat-googler

by Alex December 5, 2014

Front passenger seat

This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.

The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.

by The real Kim Jong Un October 14, 2021

Four Minute Seat

Having sex with a girl until you are done

I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.

by Michael Geico August 30, 2010