Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

A Sam Knott

when a man's penis becomes stuck in his partners anus during a Party and play crystal meth orgy.

At the party last weekend I got a sam knott with this guy, it stung so bad the nexy day

by PoppaHut January 20, 2013

Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.

Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton

by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015

Dammit Sam

When someone fails and or sucks at something, you use dammit sam. Sam was a very nooby man. So thus, Dammit Sam!

Jake: Dammit Sam, my computer just died!

by ChandlerTheRandomLlama April 3, 2015

sam-urrito

A cat named Sammy that tangled him self into a blanket and now looks like a burrito

There's Sam-urrito! What a cute cat

by The one person January 15, 2017

sam von

Thicc boi with red hair

Sam von's thiccness is overwhelming

by Gavin Belling November 29, 2017

Sacred Sam

Sacred Sam is a religion founded by high school students in Australia. The "god" of this Religious group is a woman known as 'Miss Sam'.

"Hey bro, have you heard about the religion of Sacred Sam?"

by Macadamianutcase69 November 21, 2018