Heavily Salted

Adjective:
Being incredibly salty or irritated about sucking at a game or activity. This is different from your average brand of saltiness as the salted person will begin to get violent.

You: "Hey, why is Bob kicking that chair?"
Some plebe within earshot: "He got rekt in smash bros.,"
You: "Ahh, I knew he seemed heavily salted."

by Mr Jag October 2, 2016

Salt milk

Semen

His salt milk tastes of other men.

by Guitarmakerx June 22, 2017

Salting the wound

Using tears as lubricating during rough sex

Bro, she was riding me so hard, she was salting the wound

by Hotpotatojr January 27, 2018

Charm salt

When someone gets salty because they were fighting the final boss of persona 3 and one of their party members were charmed, causing them to heal the boss to full health.

Tim: Did you see that video of DSP I sent to you

Chris: Yeah, the charm salt is real

by i am a pair of pajamas August 7, 2021

Salt monster

When someone is being really crabby and salty

Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party

by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021

Bath salted

Being under the influence or appearing to be under the influence of the various drugs known as 'bath salts'. 'Bath salts' are made from synthetic cathinones and are mostly banned.

This guy randomly came over and tried to bite my face. I think he was all bath salted out.

by Oregon Licorice July 19, 2013

Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

by taco_55 January 6, 2019