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Tokyo Sandblaster

A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.
If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.
by PizzaButt TacoSmell November 11, 2010
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sandbagger

The guy who doenst knock when he has the good card when we play 31 during dejeuner at the depot. If you sit in the bush, you are a sandbagger, and Dum Dum will let you hear about it for all the days. Espesh if you have the jaques de jour, you are a sandbagger if you sit in dats bush.
"Mr Gauthier, you are a sandbagger, Handy, you are sandbagger, fuck you all you are all sandbaggers and Rollands stop standing be inds moi"
by Jose Tay Dore December 10, 2004
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.
Did you see Jessie when Buzz fired a tokyo sandblaster into her face? She looked asian!
by Jcmcgill November 11, 2010
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The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
by MoldyNipple November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

You don't wanna know. Conan may or may not have done one at some point.
Dude, I just did a Tokyo Sandblaster" "Is that safe?" "I don't even know...
by BlinksTale November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

When you fart on your parteners chest and particles of fecile matter fly out at such a rate they could strip paint.
The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.
by Sokyo November 11, 2010
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sadbutrad

Sad But Rad is a girl that likes spicy memes and is a very mean mod.
Why you gotta be so sadbutrad
by Natasha/Sazswitft July 4, 2017
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