Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.

Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.

by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018

Ryan

Ryan, He usually keeps to himself but little does he know it he’s attractively handsome. Although it doesn’t seem like it that often, He cares about you, he cares about you a lot. He’s also very funny, He can make you smile no matter what meme he sends you in your dms. He’s also a HUGe Gamer boy, but you find that attractive, He has interests. It’s cute. He gets mistreated often when he doesn’t deserve it, he’s a great guy. Someone fun to Talk to. He’s also not the kindest person but he’s the truest, If you ever get into a relationship with him there’s always a couple flaws but that doesn’t stop you from having an amazing relationship with him. There’s just something about him that you’ll cherish forever, He’s not like other guys, although sometimes he fails to make you happy just know that he’s always trying.

Person1: bRo rYaN iS fUcKing hiLarIoUs lmFaO
Person2: yep.

by kao kun February 2, 2019

Ryan

A boy that had a great childhood and would grow up to be very successful in life

Ryan: growing up my friends always said I was funny and pretty smart

by I like big ass March 11, 2020

Ryan

A gay guy that likes dick in his ass

A ugly Jew with big ass nose

Have you met the new kid RYAN?
Yea he likes dick in his ass

by Ryan likes dick in his ass November 12, 2019

Ryan

MASSIVE DICK

Ryan has a humongous willy

by Oxford_420 July 23, 2019

Ryan

is a person who is easily angered, walks like a girl, and cries easily for no reason, because of her soft heart. But he takes risk and does other stuff much more than other guys.

Person 1: Why is he crying all the time?
Person 2: Oh, he's basically a Ryan.

by stickygayboy5589 December 15, 2019

Ryan

This kid is probably gay but he won't admit it. Gaby likes him but doesn't want anyone to know it. He used to be fat but starved himself and is now skinny. He dated Elle for some reason, don't know why.

Ryan likes boys.

by Chris__420 March 1, 2019