One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
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