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Recest

To Commit Incest repeatedly, hence the prefix "re".
Incest is looked down upon by almost all natural cultures, This Incest includes Recest, Yes it is gross that two family members would commit sexual activity twice or more.
Person 1 -Did you hear what Danny and His Sister where caught doing?
Person 2 - INCEST!
Person 1 - No, Recest, i watched the first time...
by Jake Ballou April 28, 2008
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recipe for fun

10-20 oz alcohol (type and quantity to preference)
1 American Apparel Summer shirt
1 Can of spray paint
1 Pair of scissors
Lots of electro

Preperation time: 2-6 hours

Find an old scrap of cardboard and put it inside the t-shirt to avoid cross-over. Go outside your apartment and spray something bad-assed on the front of your shirt. Go back inside and allow the paint to dry. Next, cut the sleeves off. Now that you're ready to party, listen to some dirty electro and get druuuuuunk.
For accurate examples of this recipe for fun, visit facebook group NO SRSLY
by cpowell February 25, 2009
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Recess Relationship

A short term relationship like one you would find at elementary school, where it only lasts till recess is over.
Man I sware those two only lasted for a day! Must be a Recess Relationship!
by Another2maro June 1, 2011
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Divine Reciprocity

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour.

This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.
Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips.

Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth

Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty

Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly

BLERRRRGHHHHH
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin November 12, 2009
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Redneck Reciprocity

When an Urban Cowboy chooses, or is forced to live in an urban environment and shares his/her music with the neighborhood. It is no secret the black people are generous in one regard; they love to share their music. Redneck Reciprocity is “giving back to the community”. Usually frowned upon by blacks or wann-be’s, but no one understands why, as they certainly love all music and genres, and that is why they share their music with neighborhood.
Tyron Shoes: "Yo you hurr that honky banging that booshit mang?"
Shaquicka: "ahmang, it soundz likes the booshit dey mades us listen toos at the field twip we took to the cuntra dat day"
Tyron Shoes: "I guess he right fo blastin that Redneck Reciprocity, we make hims preepole listen to our bang bang diggty hip hoppity shaka yo buddy don't stopiddy music, so I cantz blamz dem fo reel"
by Commander Poopy Pants November 23, 2011
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'Like' Recession

The period of time where the average amount of 'likes' you receive per status decreases to a low point
"Awh man"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"
by ElRayo August 18, 2011
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shit recepticle

a rotten ass whore, who loves to eat your shit. she practically lives off of your shit.
that fuckin bitch was pissed off cause i had to shit at work. she missed out on a good meal.
by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004
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