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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Ratchet

Actions taken that are intentionally out of compliance with The Universal Process.

The human body is a system teeming with bioelectric energy. The human body processes and interacts with the Earth's, and The Universe's, electromagnetic environment. Decisions made for the sole purpose of personal enrichment shall be tried in the form of various life experiences.

Please see:
+ Electromagnetic Field Interaction With the Human Body: Observed Effects and Theories (NASA, 1981)
+ Earth's Magnetosphere (NASA, 2023)
+ How Earth's Magnetic Shield Protects Us from the Sun (NOVA PBS, 2013)
+ A Discourse Concerning Unlimited Submission and Non-Resistance to Higher Powers (Jonathan Mayhew, 1750)
"The 45th President of the United States of America appointed a Supreme Court Justice. The appointment was potentially a ratchet decision."
by AnsemForGood June 8, 2024
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Ratchet

1. A trashy person or act, usually referring to females.

2. A firearm
1. Don’t mess with that chick she ratchet.

2. Don’t mess with that dude he got a ratchet.
by Dirty760 June 30, 2024
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Ratchet

The “Ratchet One”: a tasteless, classless person (most often a female at birth) who does vile and off color things on a frequent basis while still maintaining a deluded diva status in her own mind.

Often Exhibits:

-Attitude, temperamental, big mouth
-Nasty and mean

-Childish

-Rude and crude

-Obnoxious (loud)
-Butch & masculine but still embodies the most toxic traits of the feminine
-A whole ass disaster tbh

-Unruly and out of control

-Disrespectful

-Aggravating

-Deluded belief on how pretty they are
-Attention whores

-“Mean girl” behavior (spiteful, mean, cruel, manipulative, deceitful, vindictive) especially to other females

-Indirect or direct aggression

-Wanting to fight even though would get the shit kicked outa them
-Ugly inside and out

-Usually age really fast and become even more irrelevant

-Always has beef with other ratchet females
-Enjoys: starting beef, cause drama, be disrespectful, say nasty things about other ppl (often caught laughing with other ghetto bitches)
-Sadist

-Long nails, long eyelashes

-Sticks their tongue out, duckface

-Plastic surgeries: lip filler, face lifts, boobs

-Angry grunts and noises

-Trashy

-Messy

-No morals

-Calls people “bro”
-Steals

-Fake and selfish

-Manipulator
-Psychopathic narcissist

-Blame shifters
-No accountability
-Sexual predators
-Usually dumb asf, but might be street smart

-Posts alot of dumb, airbrushed photos on insta

-Rachet female aka: Jezebel

Avoid these "women" at all costs!!!!
You: *looks at a ratchet female*

Them: Boo, the fuck!
by Chris__Breezy December 24, 2023
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Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.
It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?
by mn1234 November 6, 2022
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Captain save a ratchet hoe

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe
by Simple.people March 11, 2024
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Ratchet Ass Boyfriend

A sorry excuse for a boyfriend that rotates females like a ratchet does sockets.
Jake tadeo is a ratchet ass boyfriend. You know how many other females he be with?
by BlueEyedDevil143 March 27, 2023
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