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Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.
I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!
by Lawless123 April 15, 2021
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ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying
"omg...my brother is such a ranch."
by dxddylalala March 5, 2020
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ranch man

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich
by Newtheboss April 4, 2021
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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Buffalo Ranch Pussy

When a woman orgasms to completion while on her period.
YOOO, Sara's like a freak freak man! I ain't no vampire, but she had a buffalo ranch pussy last night. I DID THAT!
by Mossy Stone March 22, 2025
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Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.
A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"
by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025
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Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.
"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."
by hungryhippos May 31, 2015
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