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Rig Jockey

Funkion one, Hennessey, void, elements, you name it! A Rig Jockey knows the perfect stack structure and calibrating for any locations. A Rig Jockey also keeps up on all the latest equipment. If you see a RJ in the sound booth you know you’re getting an audiophile experience.
Kyro is such a rig jockey, he spent 3 hours doing sound check today and he keeps referring to the subs as a she…
by Soundlaw June 27, 2023
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Wigger Rigged

Much like “nigger rigged” this is when a lazy white person fixes something up half assed so that it works okay enough, but it works the somewhat the way it is supposed to
then breaks again as the repairs last only temporarily. Also known as redneck engineering
Lucas had wigger rigged his trucks air conditioning back together
by chomperz February 27, 2021
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gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning
Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig
by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025
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oil rig

the action of getting too rowdy upon ballin to the max on god frfr nocap
Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna
by rigjaculation April 23, 2023
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Rig

The guy that nobody wants at their function. Someone who was being annoying and/or douchey in a manner that pissed everyone off.
Jack Mason was being an utter rig when we walked into smoke that one time.
by Yourthings June 13, 2022
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Moody rigged

When someone fixes something all sorts of messed up. A much more socially acceptable phrase vs “n——-r rigged” named after the famous Brandon Moody of Northern Michigan.
“That mf moody rigged my water and now when I turn the hot water knob the water comes out cold and vice versa
by 1dong2long September 15, 2022
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lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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