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Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.
see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".
Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.
see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".
"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".
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Pronounciation: \poon schway\
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009
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Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.
Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.
1. For the winter fashion show, some models wore poloneck sweaters.
2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.
3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "
2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.
3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "
by Ceea June 20, 2009
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by boxhead5 September 28, 2009
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by 2kool4NewHope June 16, 2010
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She leaned over the table and discreetly opened her poison ring over his drink while distracting him with her ample cleavage.
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