missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

by Richard Black September 18, 2007

top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

keep it posi

short for "keep it positive." to maintain a positive outlook. used by emokids, skaters, etc

Bob: look i colored a picture of a lion

Karen: it looks like shit. the color is all over the place. you didn't stay within the lines.

mom: hey you two! keep it posi, or no macaroni for lunch!

by sanna June 11, 2006

Sex Positive

A complicated term for the word slut

Arienne: Jenna, how many guys did you sleep with during last night's party at Parys' place?
Jenna: Just 12 guys and 3 lesbians, Arienne.
Arienne: oh my god Jenna, you're such a slut.
Jenna: You mean I'm Sex Positive, Arienne.
Arienne: that's just a term that sluts created because they are cowards who are ashamed of owning their reality

by 74hr8eu8r December 19, 2019

bruce lee position/style

a position/style of sexual intecourse involving a pair of nunchaku, or nunchucks in either double penetration, or choking whilst fucking from behind, named in the orer od the late Mr.Lee's use of nunchaku in his movie "Enter The Dragon"

my throat is sore, i did it bruce lee position/style last night

by texasccrazy October 12, 2005

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Heimlick position

A new sex position made up by Eren and Paige. It contains the heimlick maneuver but instead of thrusting the chest the guy thrusts the clit while taking from behind.

Girl" Last night i got the heimlick position from my bf! It was amazing! Praise Paige and Eren for making it up!

by DatEren February 2, 2012