plug seeking

The often desperate plight of the smartphone user. Said users are always looking for another hit of electricity to sustain the user's ever-increasing demand for power to support 3G and other intensive battery-draining device activities. Plug seekers can often be identified publicly in airports, coffeehouses or sitting along the walls of conference sessions.

A: Why is Barbara sitting all alone in the corner? Is she being anti-social today?
B: Nah -- she's plug seeking, and it's the only place she could find an open outlet. Another half-hour and she'll be forcibly powered down. Then you'll see anti-social.

by Matthew Lake February 26, 2010

the kentucky plug

A sex potion where you stick your thumb into the anus of ones lover then explode your weapon all over their front.

I gasped in glee when I heard he was gonna give me The Kentucky Plug

by lloydstrife May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

Getting your brownie-trap plugged with a sizeable life-saving thumb.

Bro last night me and Megan Fox hit it off, she surprised me with the ol' kentucky plug!

by ScioTv May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

Cheaper than a tampon and more convenient if you get an impromptu tracheotomy.

Megan Fox can really give a good Kentucky Plug!

by CursedGunImageLover May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Plug

The act of using your thumb to seal your sexual partner's vagina while having anal sex on her period, as a way to not get your sheets dirty.

Man this bitch the other night... I don't know I guess it was her time of the month so I had to use The Kentucky Plug on her so I didn't have to wash my sheets in the morning

by Dryphu May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

When you stick your thumb up your partners rectum after they have the Jose special at the local Hispanic restaurant and the back pressure of their fart builds up and causing your finger to break in a backwards motion when it explodes.

did you hear about what happened to Scott, get gave Brandon the ole Kentucky plug and now he's in the ER.

by kentuckyplug May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When a female is on her menstrual cycle, but you’re too afraid to get your red wings so you stick your thumb in her vagina and stick your dick in her butt.

Johnny was gonna get laid, but Tina was on her period, so he gave her a Kentucky Plug.

by Rubydachurry May 20, 2021