playing some siege

The act of playing Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege.

Be quiet I'm playing some Siege!

by VespidPluto0367 July 13, 2017

playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 22, 2018

Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019

Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

by Chris with a K August 20, 2021

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by anonymous March 29, 2022

brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015

playing with myself

1. To procrastinate.

1. Stop playing with your self in my classroom, Billy!

2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just playing with myself?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004

by James121222 February 22, 2017