Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser

Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.

by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018

plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.

that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!

by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021

Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.

I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

PLANT

Someone the needs constant attention.

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.

by cryoment November 4, 2017