A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.
by thereisnospooning August 17, 2012
Get the Peter Koritanskymug. 1) type...type..type
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!
2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!
2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
by BALEETED March 19, 2003
Get the Peter Momsenmug. by Smartbutt July 11, 2005
Get the peter puffermug. dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
Get the peter hawkmug. Unbelieveable in concert.
by andrea March 19, 2005
Get the Peter Ceteramug. When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.
'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'
'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'
'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'
by AEBHCC May 10, 2009
Get the Peter and Alisonmug. The man whore version of a dinner whore. One who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for Expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.
by Betty Jugs October 8, 2007
Get the Peter Fortunemug.