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oak park

a.k.a. Toke Park

a close suburb of chicago. children of middle class, whites are stoners that hang out at austin gardens and eat purees pizza. the parents run a "village" and pride themselves in being "tolerant" of homosexuals and blacks. (also, filled with hobos who like to smoke pot at scoville park)


if you want drugs, oak park is where you find it

oak parkers generally speak in a lingo only other oak parkers can understand

it is also contently swarmed by tourists due to frank loyd wright
"the village of oak park is full of druggies and alcoholics"
by opisforfuckers December 23, 2008
mugGet the oak parkmug.

jurassic park

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004
mugGet the jurassic parkmug.

Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009
mugGet the Glamour Parkingmug.

Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.
He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).
by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017
mugGet the Kevin (Park)mug.

stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.
Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.
by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011
mugGet the stretchmark parkmug.

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating
I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking
by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008
mugGet the player parkingmug.

Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.
I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.
by mistermedl October 21, 2010
mugGet the Park Restroommug.

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