stoops patrol

1)when something or someone is REALLY stupid.
derived from the "word" STOOPS.

2)a group of seemingly stupid or annoying people.

1)oh snap! did you see what she just did? what a stoops patrol!

2)uh oh, looks like the stoops patrol is headed over here.

by juliaonthemoon August 27, 2008

Pakorlalaowned

The ultimate meaning of owned, but 100 million times worse.Nothing better that this.

Person 1:Omfg I just won a 1 v 10 on H2!!
Person 2:Dude they were Pakorlalaowned.

by Microsoft Freek/Sony Fanboy Killer January 13, 2006

on parole

When something good happens and you are exited.

"Dude, my manager let me off early i am so on parole!"

by Amberface May 1, 2004

geek patrol

a phrase you'd use in front of your mother, or grand mother. Basically this term describes any unknown individual or paty doing something annoying, that would generally make you swear.

Someone pulls out in front of you, your mother a passenger:
YOU: Aww, come on geek patrol!

by choxo October 11, 2006

Pussy patrol

The act of looking for third and or bitches

I'm going on pussy patrol now!

by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016

Thot Patrol

A facebook group that was once good, now turned into a cult worshipping their leader who frequently plans attacks on innocent accounts. Also, they worship gore, refuse to follow their own rules about relationships, and ban anybody with a slightly different opinion before attempting to falsely report them.

Man 1: What the fuck, why was my post on FB removed?
Man 2: You've probably been mass reported by those Thot Patrol guys.
Man 1: It was just a joke, they didn't have to go remove it.

by Truthsman69 July 12, 2017

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011