Patrick

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.

yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY!

by Your moms best friend January 17, 2009

Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.

Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick

by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008

patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.

Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.

by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008

Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise

Don’t be a Patrick

by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020

St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.

It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.

by soreofhing August 10, 2009

Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.

Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.

by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018

St. Patrick

The Roman church official best known for his enthusiastic persecution of the native peoples of Ireland for practicing their ancestral faiths and whose death is celebrated annually by getting piss drunk and wearing particularly unflattering shades of green. His feast day is celebrated most enthusiastically in the United States, often by those who share neither the Saint's faith nor heritage and who seem to have conflated him with the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms cereal box.

I bought a bottle of Bushmills to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

by IMCuriousGinger April 2, 2011