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Prison Prison Break

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Breaking out of Prison Prison (guarded by prisoners) into regular Prison so one can resume breaking out of Prison into the free world.
This isn't a story about a Prison Break, or a story about a Prison Prison Prison Break. This is a story about one man (and that man's brother) as they try to break out of Prison Prison back into regular Prison.

P.S. Apples.
Ask your local grocer about apples.
by unluckymoney October 19, 2008
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prison gay

a fallacious label exclusively used by self-professed "true" gays who are insecure that bis won't top their hairy masc ass or fuckboys with an empathy deficit who lurk on alt-right/incel corners of the internet.
he's a lonely bisexual, therefore I deem him prison gay and rightfully so; i am the holy gatekeeper of homosexuality.
by owned_by_conde_naste October 31, 2019
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Prison Chowline Incident

1.) The incident in which you make your presence known in prison in order to demonstrate that you are not one to be effed with. Best if done the day of or shortly after your arrival in prison.

2.) An incident in life in which one "goes for broke" in order to establish authority or street cred with others such as new co-workers, classmates or roommates.
The most poignant example, from which the term derives its name, is shanking a fellow prisoner in the neck while in the chowline after said prisoner cuts in front of you.

Sample sentence: "When Larry put his fist through the copy machine glass the first day of work then licked the blood off his fist with a smile, his prison chowline incident demonstrated to everyone at Intellefont IT Services that this guy was hardcore."
by TeeJayEmm September 22, 2008
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prison bitch

A complaint regarding the justice and/or prison system.
I filed prison bitch after prison bitch, and they still would not execute the rapist.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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Prison Gay

A deceptive variety of gay man, who has the appearance of a very macho, straight man, but is indeed, very very gay.

Marked by flat tops, jorts, combat boots, and steroid use; overly manicured goatee's are also common.

They enjoy working out, motorcylces, Ultimate fighting, Oprah, and dancing.
Dude the guy on the cover of that Body Builder Magazine, is totally prison gay.
by T_Volt44 August 5, 2008
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Prison Doily

A Prison Doily is the dried remains of a bukkake fest in prison. The remains are then carefully peeled off of the face in one piece. Now you can decorate anything in your cell and make it special with this frilly product of group lust.
There were ooohs and aaaahs amidst the cellblock as he pulled the prison doily off of his face and the lacy face of Jesus was revealed.
by InkyNeedle July 20, 2011
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prison pussy

Applicable to males only. When you go to jail for whatever reason, approximately 8 people gang up on you to de-virginize you. They get a knife and slice the skin between your nuts and your asshole, and start having sex there. The prison gynecologist must sow you up, which is just more welcoming for your new friends.
Frank was sent to the penetentiary and got prison pussy from his inmates.
by buddha April 7, 2004
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